Ricky Gervais's arch nemesis

It kinda scares me that there's nepo baby fandomites who've never ventured outside of their massive 70k+ Ao3 fanfiction spaces and always have 20k fics of their yaoislop right at their finger tips

Imagine with me for a moment what it's like to exist as a person who only reads MCU yaoi fanfiction. Or someone who is obsessed with Drarry or Wolfstar. To me, it's unfathomable. It's so alien. It's like peering into some great eternally unknowable eldritch horror and coming out of it frothing at the mouth and twitching on the floor

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: i saw someone mourn that their paring "only" had 5k fics on ao3, sickening greed......... /End ID]

meanwhile im over here scraping for decent h2g2, tintin, and portal fanfics that aren't just random smut OR if i want a fic of a specific character (ie bofur) he literally has NO FICS soley focused on him, he's always just a side character......... sigh. i don't even read fanfic that much cause im super picky but there's also barely any fics in the fandoms im in, compared to others

I hauve an incurable disease called being really into h2g2