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shark vs the universe


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i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing
@presidentofthehotgirlclub not a kitty video, but i think you'll like this if you haven't seen it already
"There are no monsters in the sea, only the ones we make up in our own heads" Bless you, ma'am.
The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!
finally, someone who gets it
THE "STEP LADDER" JOKE AHAHAHA

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you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that
who else did this
He a phantom
Mr punk of spiders you are the coolest
Peter B Parker and Mayday. Happy Father’s Day!

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“Were you ever going to tell me that on your birthday you would lose all of your memories?”
from a forgor au fic based on @/builtintrippings au !!!!
you: So, I was wanting to start working at your firm because I’m considering accounting as a career.
the man you agreed to interview with in this cafe: I see. I have to say, it’s a welcome change to have someone your age looking for a career instead of something to support their….I dont know, rock band, haha!
you: Haha, yes, well, I try to stay focused. [you take a drink from your coffee]
the man: While we’ve hired people with little to no experience, I have to ask– would you happen to have any previous experience in this field?
you: Oh! I understand completely. The past three years I’ve actually interned a-
spiderman:
thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
this is a man who has experienced The Public
“Look at me”
just found this comic i drew in 2012

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I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic
slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"
Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark
POV: You cast a spell.