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Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

oh I hate how well this is done

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

My God, did some clueless asshole actually say that?

This is hilarious

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

I just did a mini-research project on black panther so here’s some more fun tidbits (sorry if formatting is off, I’m on mobile): - tho the mutation has the same result, it comes from different pathways. In jags, it’s a single dominant gene that causes it and in leopards it’s a recessive one, which needs two copies to become active. - in jags, we’re seeing more and more melanistic individuals popping up in forested parts of their range. What this suggests is that the mutation is actually probably an advantage to them in their ambush predator lifestyle! So far, we haven’t seen the same selective pressure in leopard populations.

I found a doctor like this… and I almost cried… my “bad” cholesterol was 2 points above “perfect”, otherwise 100% healthy on the tests, and she said “body size doesn’t indicate health. There are large people that are unhealthy, there are large people who are perfectly healthy. There are small people that are unhealthy, and there are small people who are perfectly healthy. Healthy isn’t a specific body size.” I love her. 

where can i find a doctor like that?

Sort of unrelated but every time this passes my dash I read that last comment to the tune of Jesse’s Girl

This is so sweet how can I NOT reblog this. 

D’aaawwww.

All of the behind the scenes stories about Andre the Giant were adorable like this, Apparently Wallace Shawn is deathly afraid of heights, so he was freaking out while they were doing the scene scaling the cliff and Andre was like “it is okay, I’ll keep you safe.” there’s a behind the scenes thing on the DVD and everyone is choked up and misty eyed when they talk about working with him.

Andre the Giant was a radiant human being.

I’m so glad he gets to go down in history as everyones favorite giant. What a legacy!