miss paramour

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Ngl it's very funny to me that there are mcu fans who don't know about aos and think that Coulson just stayed dead after the Avengers. Like wdym you don't know that he had a truly magical beach holiday that resulted in him carving alien patterns into walls? You didn't hear about how he jumped out of a plane with explosions all around him and managed to aim for the titchy portal to another planet where the squid guy who inspired the devil lived?? That he was imprisoned in a digital reality where he was a history teacher who made his own soap?? That his kids missed him after he died slightly more permanently so they made an alien robot with his memories and personality??? Yeah he was even ghost rider for like five minutes

Usually when a character is extremely traumatised you want them to have a beach episode. Except for Phil Coulson, who already had a beach episode and that's 90% of the reason why he's extremely traumatised

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America