i don't even know

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

You're telling me we're all stuck with baby yoda for the rest of our lives?????? Someone fucking shoot him!