magilou appreciation zone

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

Settlers of catan

australia has created something unknowable. scientists are trying to figure out what the fuck it is but they have no fucking idea what it is

has australian capital territory always been there

[Talking to my princess faildaughter after I caught her making pathetic puppy eyes at the maid] Life isn't a swagophile post bitch. You’re getting married to a dude named Gunther

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair