Danny looked at the youtube tutorial.
Danny looked back at the mirror in the station bathroom.
He...hadn't blended in the coverup well, but like...better than nothing?
To be entirely fair, though; there weren't any tutorials on how to cover up glowing freckles.
Danny frowned and leaned in closer to the mirror, only to startle and drop the brush he'd been using to blend when the door to the bathroom slammed open.
Internally swearing, Danny spun around to dart into the nearest stall. He'd chosen this particular bathroom due to it's lack of use! Who was using it?
"Oh, there you are, we need-woah! Fenton, what the-?"
Danny slammed the door shut behind him and locked it. Fantastic. It was Grayson; his partner had already seen him almost float into the ceiling, the last thing he needed was further embarrassment in front of the man.
Grayson's footsteps quietly made their way towards the sink, paused, and then made their way to Danny's stall.
"You know," Grayson started, faux-casual, "I was raised in a circus; we do each others makeup to save time there. If you need help..."
Danny felt his ears burn, but worse; he could see the grimy tile on the wall reflect back the green glow his freckles had gained.
Resigned, he unlocked the door and shuffled out, head down.
Grayson, for his part, did not look shocked at all. All the man did was hum, nod, and maneuver Danny into a better lit part of the bathroom. Danny bent down so that Grayson could actually have better access to his face.
"Better to wash it all off and start over; I'll teach you as we go along."
"Yes please," Danny sighed, too embarrassed to do anything but agree.
Per Clockwork, there was only four more years of this.
Danny was standing in line behind Grayson, idly checking his phone as Grayson ordered something delicious but unhealthy.
He really, really did not want to know what would happen if he sneezed, while undergoing second puberty with supernatural powers, in a public space.
"I have to go immediately right now," Danny said in a rush, darting outside and into a nearby alley.
He only barely made it before an enormous sneeze wrenched itself from him, and with it-
The dumpster nearby lost it's wheels as it slammed into the concrete, nearby lights were ripped from their fixtures, and the wall he'd leaned against creaked as it gained a few cracks.
Luckily the damage was all immediate vicinity, and it looked like it did not extend more than five feet from him.
Danny stared at the dumpster in a daze.
"...That's new," he muttered, voice high and slightly panicky.
"You couldn't do that before?"
Danny let out a small scream and turned-it was Grayson, staring at him in concern, holding two to-go bags.
"Please don't-I don't want to-" Danny could not articulate how much he did not desire to be forced into vigilante work again, but Grayson only nodded, keeping a clear distance.
"Okay, okay; you don't want to tell anyone. That's okay, it's your choice. Think you got it under control right now?"
Danny knew Grayson was using his voice for victims, but it was actively calming him down, so he didn't call him out on it.
Instead, he just nodded, sniffling a little.
Grayson walked into his range-gravitational manipulation, and what the hell was that even about-without an ounce of fear and handed Danny his own bag of dinner.
"I guess they couldn't see what was right in front of them!" Grayson crowed, having successfully flashbanged his way out of a firefight.
Danny felt the corners of his mouth pull up, but he forced them back down.
After the robbers were successfully booked, Grayson pulled him aside.
Danny focused very hard on not opening his mouth all the way.
"That didn't sound like a very fine answer, man. Did...something else pop up? Or should I say....go down?"
Danny couldn't stop the snort and short laugh, and immediately slapped a hand over his mouth.
Instead of shying away, the man just nodded solemnly and fished a cloth face mask with the Robin insignia on it out of his desk drawer.
"Seriously, just tell me if you need help, man," Grayson-Dick-sighed, handing over the mask with a little smile.
Danny nodded, slipping the mask on as he started to seriously consider it.
"One minute man, urgent minion meme response is required in the family chat-"
Dick dropped his phone and snapped his attention towards Danny.
Danny dug his claws into his desk to prevent himself from floating off any further.
Dick stood up as casually as he could and placed a hand on Danny's shoulder, forcing his feet to the ground.
Given how Dick's arm was shaking and the muscles strained, Danny knew it wasn't easy.
But the man played it off, taking out his phone and showing Danny the minions meme he was in the process of making.
By the time the perfect minion meme was completed, Danny had control again.
"Oh, you know just asking for a frieeeeeeeeeee-hhhheyyyyy Danny! Wow you look super hung over right now you need sunglasses let me just-"
Danny stared at Dick, bewildered, as the other man reached up and shoved a pair of his own sunglasses onto Danny's face.
"Yeah I gotta go-I'll just ask later Uncle Clark, it's fine-no, do not come here, do not-he hung up." Dick pulled the phone away from his ear and stared down at it.
Danny reached up to take off the sunglasses, only for Dick to snatch his hand out of the air and start tugging him towards the vehicle bay.
"We're going on patrol, yes we are, nothing to see here," Dick laughed, a little too high pitched, as he forced Danny right back outside.
"Dick! What a surprise to see you here!"
"Danny don't take off the sunglasses-hey Uncle Clark!"
Danny stood, confused and ever so slightly afraid, as a man as tall and as built as he was made his way over to him and Dick.
"Oh, you must be Dick's partner! He's told me so much about your adventures together!" The man reached forward for a handshake.
Danny, feeling a little slighted, decided to add a little more strength than necessary.
To his surprise, this Clark person did the same.
Danny tilted his head, narrowing his eyes a little at the man.
So did the other man, who now had an amused smile on his face.
...Okay, so maybe Danny was having a little fun with it.
He squeezed even harder, but unfortunately for him; his body translated 'let's have a little fun' to 'let's enhance gravity'.
The sound of multiple car alarms going off as well as Dick's strangled hiss forced Danny to drop the man's hand entirely, which startled him into letting go of his increased gravity field.
"-Need training. Badly." Clark cut in, eyebrow raised as he stared down Dick.
"It's his choice, Clark."
"It really was an accident, sir, I-"
"-Don't even realize your eyes are glowing. What happens if you have heat vision, like Superman? What if it goes off?" Clark interrupted his stammering, disapproval radiating off of him.
Danny felt himself flush in mortification, his hand reaching up to make sure the sunglasses were securely on his face.
"Clark, seriously, it's his choice, stop trying to force him-"
"-I just need a place that's mostly empty and four days." Danny interrupted, somehow feeling rather small before Dick's Uncle.
"I happen to know just the place."
Well, Danny had asked for somewhere that was empty.
Apparently Clark was a meta with super strength, and his parents owned a farm. It had been a small thing to ask for permission for Danny to camp in the most isolated part of it to get used to his new gravity powers.
Danny had not been anticipating Dick tagging along.
"Come on, it'll be fun!" Dick laughed, making sure that his tent was secure.
Danny wasn't too sure about that.
"Dick, maybe you should uh...not be around me. For this. I appreciate everything, don't get me wrong-"
"Danny," Dick interrupted, finally sounding serious, "You won't hurt me. You already showed control the first time it popped up; you narrowed the area of influence down to five feet. I just don't think you should be alone. Plus, we're friends! Of course I wanna be here!"
Danny startled, and realized that Dick was right.
The man wormed his way into being Danny's friend without Danny even realizing it.
"...Alright. But if I tell you to run, you run."
Three weeks later, Danny felt secure in his skin.
The campout had done him a world of good, and he had a pretty good grasp on his gravity powers.
If gravity manipulation was the only additional power, then he was pretty sure his whole 'ghost puberty' thing would be cakewalk.
He leaned back and stretched, yawning.
And with the first hiccup, the report he'd just spent five goddamn hours on disappeared in front of him and Dick.
In it's place, there was a red rock.
"...Did you just send that report to Mars?" Dick hissed, leaning forward with a wild look in his eyes.
Danny held his breath, eyes wide.
Dick's eyes widened as well.
"Don't," Dick whispered, "Don't hiccup. Think of uh...a Tricycle, with two wheels! A bear with kangaroo legs!"
His pen disappeared, replaced by a shiny, golden lasso.
"Oh no," Dick whispered, horror on his face, "She's gonna kill me."
oh yeah @simplestoryteller