Ghost Dust

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

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Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest