Hand Me The Vodka

Rosa Diaz - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Clarke Griffin - The 100

Sara Lance - Legends Of Tomorrow 

Valkyrie - Thor: Ragnarok

Petra Solano - Jane the Virgin 

Diana - Wonder Woman

Kat Edison - The Bold Type

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

“Anyone you’re dating who gets upset upon learning you’re bi is doing you a favor by disqualifying themselves from the list of People Who Get to Date You.”

Hi kids, if you aren’t sure if your crush is gay, ask them to sit with you. If they sit like this, they’re probably gay.

my cat:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

I don’t know how one gets “mean things” out of “dos tacos con tomates, una tostada y un Pepsi grande,” but she did, so I decided to make her wishes come true, and every time she’d get mad at Spanish speaking customers I’d tell them she was a puta ruda (rude bitch). Then I told her it meant beautiful American.