just three hyperfixations in a trenchcoat

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

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i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

thats right

@elfes-new-wings

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite