Become As Gods

laundry with easy to access laundry machines elevates to the best household chore because it's one of those set it and forget it tasks that nevertheless makes you feel like you were very productive. sorting and putting it all back is the kind of taxing part but consider it's so toasty in your hands

not to forget that cleaning out the lint trap actually feels awesome. unless no one else holds that belief in which case i have whatever the normal opinion on that is.

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

And the Arbiter?

arbiter comes from a warrior culture that likely venerates transsexuals for religious purposes and would immediately become protective and deferential to your wisdom. wants to hit but doesn’t know how to ask respectfully

I'm cis, so I'm sitting and learning, sis.

actually that’s what the arbiter would say

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again