I'm on my 15 minute break but I tried to list a bunch of my favourite off-brand love languages
List is incomplete
hello vonnie
will byers stan first human second
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

pixel skylines

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
occasionally subtle

JVL
art blog(derogatory)
KIROKAZE

Kiana Khansmith

Kaledo Art
Peter Solarz
Keni

styofa doing anything

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I'm on my 15 minute break but I tried to list a bunch of my favourite off-brand love languages
List is incomplete

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making up characters is so fun because you can be like âthis is johnson he came from my mindâ and all your friends will go âyippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!â
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day
Hereâs the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KINGâS FOREST. cw: blood, violence
How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all thatâs so fucking cool.

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i think what saves me from a lot of discourse is that i'm simply Not Reading All That
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Sometimes corporate speak is good. For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a ârapid unscheduled disassemblyâ is the funniest thing Iâve heard all week
while it is a very funny term itâs actually perfectly common rocketry terminology, itâs the technical term for ârocket splodedâ
another fun rocketry term is âlithobrakingâ. Like, one way spaceships lower their orbits is by skimming along the top of the atmosphere, letting the friction slow them down. This is called âAerobrakingâ, because theyâre using the atmosphere as a brake.
Lithobraking, therefore, is coined by analogy, with âlitho-â being the greek root for âstoneâ. Itâs how you slow your spaceship down⌠by crashing it into the fucking ground.Â
So a crashed rocket âexecuted a lithobraking maneuverâ.
Thereâs also âEngine rich exhaustâ, which is what happens when your rocket engine starts breaking apart and bits of machinery are burning along with the fuel thatâs supposed to be burning.Â
A more technical term is âNegative periapsisâ. Orbits have a periapsis and an apoapsis, the lowest and highest altitude they reach each orbit. A negative periapsis, therefore, is a negative altitude. Your rocket hit the ground.Â
And related is the term âablative Xâ. Ablative heat shielding is a type of heat dissipation where you have a layer of some material covering your spaceship, which heats up into a gas and blows away. So you lose bits of it as you go through the atmosphere. The joke version is when you refer to things as âablativeâ when theyâre not intended to be: ablative sensors, ablative wings, ablative space probe. that is, your spaceship lost parts it wasnât supposed to lose while flying through the atmosphere.Â
Yes! this bothered me when I saw people talking about it. âRapid unscheduled disassemblyâ isnât corporate speak its âscientists and engineers that build rocketsâ speak
r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing
my lovely sweet beast. Why did you do that?
birdbrained

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling âYEARNINGâ and in trying to appease them I ask âFOR WHATâ but they are too small so all they can say is âYEARNINGâ which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
@professionallydeadinside
hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmerâs Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy TwofootâŚ.why the fuck are we horny for elves
ya know, sometimes i think german stereotypes are an exaggeration, but then youâre sitting in the Sbahn next to a group of guys (16-20?) discussing their going-out-plans and just overhear:
âOkay Leute, wie machen wir das jetzt am effizientesten?â
#starts strong ends stronger

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I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees đ and thinks "silly time! whee đ", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"
Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. theyâre the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring