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When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

environmental storytelling

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

the coolest people are actually weird and fucked up and strange and peculiar and they just dont care. the coolest people are actually lame as hell and they rock it. this is what ive learned

the coolest people are cringe and free

Honestly you can say the same of any line cook

you're so off-putting i need you

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"