No one's son

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

i forever will be grieving the childhood i could have had if my parents healed themselves first before having a child

Bojack: "All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that's what love is. But, in real life, the big gesture isn't enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can't just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is, so... hard."

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too