♥ i am the bitch ♥

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

God dammit

current mood: the way boromir says ‘they have a cave troll’ in fellowship of the ring

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

Do this rn

Seriously do it

This is very gendered so I’m also including ‘Dear partner’ etc bc not everyone is a boy or a girl.

this is so pure

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

@claudiomarchiisio​ sont-ils célibataire parce que j’suis prêt iA 😂😂