a little fall of rain

#buy my silence for $8000 a month

when your emotions crash so far that you return to tumblr even though you know its the worst thing possible for the situation lolol

ok i’m calming down so farewell for hopefully another few months.

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

This is how the world should run

Bring back the barter system

I’ll fix your leaky roof in exchange for 3 jars of your peaches

I used to work at Starbucks and we would barter with the pizza place next door, I can confirm this is 100% true

Is nobody noticing the holes reference

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