love is an intricate ritual

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata

I have decided to become handsome. (I close my eyes. Absolutely nothing about my physical appearance changes. I open my eyes and smile beatifically.) There we are!

ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities

A simple green onion will rock your world

I bet Csevet becomes a living myth for all couriers: the guy Chavar sent on the worst fetch quest ever takes barely 24 hours to become the new emperor's right hand man

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

i would love to provide evidence of my claims. however if i posted a photo it may be used for training generative AI models, which goes against my beliefs

chinese restaurant names are so sick. "new golden emperor restaurant". i'm listening

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died