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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Posting crash 1996 references without a drivers license girl you should be sexualizing citi bike/pedestrian accidents

I know this is the autism site and I see people wondering this in the tags so to be clear: this is assuming your parents survived to adulthood, met each other, and conceived you. altho the person who said they were ivf has an interesting answer so I guess you can say nuance if you want. I didn't put a nuance option sorry.

forgive me father for I have had a diva moment

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️