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Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Posting crash 1996 references without a drivers license girl you should be sexualizing citi bike/pedestrian accidents

I know this is the autism site and I see people wondering this in the tags so to be clear: this is assuming your parents survived to adulthood, met each other, and conceived you. altho the person who said they were ivf has an interesting answer so I guess you can say nuance if you want. I didn't put a nuance option sorry.

forgive me father for I have had a diva moment

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

Leland or da Bob for today?