wet beast wednesday guy

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

miss taking an uquiz every time i opened the tumblr app… it was an era i took for granted

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

Update! So we forgot about God

being a switch lets me be double annoyed by the culture around bratting because when you dom it's really annoying when people assume bratting as a default thing everyone likes with 0 conversation about it and then get mad when you won't "break them"/cross boundaries that weren't negotiated prior and when you sub it's really annoying to be called a "brat" by people who think that bratting is when a sub has any kind of personality or intrinsic desire

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

i feel like my friends are more excited by me potentially dating someone than i am. which could mean nothing

and them cheering me on on the whole thing makes me want to date people less

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this