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shounen anime be like
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The hero we need

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In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats donāt exist.
(;ā¢Ģļøæā¢Ģ Ā ;) hā¦.hewwoā¦?
Ā ā¦ā¦. (ćā¢Ģ Ā āøā¢Ģļ½) hewwoā¦.? is anybodwy hewreā¦?
*BANG*
ļ½Ī£ ( ā¢Ģā³ā¢Ģ|||)ļ½Ā HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????
sorry, i missed *aims again*
This makes me happy
some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?
me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry
iām convinced that the ice age franchise wonāt end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits⢠and eyelashes
noā¦.. No
NO
No you donāt understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there werenāt hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scratās actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scartās only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of āweāre 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!ā That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case itās used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isnāt the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scartās actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? Thatās right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
āwhat motivates Scart? Thatās right: the nutā is the funniest fucking string of words Iāve read in my life

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ok listen⦠you r literally the only person iām telling this. just.. donāt tell anybody bud, but
i couldnāt sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.
and I found
{{Ā VOICE QUIVERINGĀ }}
this ANIME~~~~
calledĀ āSHE AND HER CATā.
and itās just itās about
this girl and her cat.
but⦠itās from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.
SO MUCH.
and⦠the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks sheās amazing and the best ever
itās a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER
AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER
AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they metā¦
and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business
reduced to literal tears
because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!
I mean come onā¦Ā
She always comes home exhausted.
She brings the smell of a faraway town I donāt know.
I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.
So these moments when my time and hers intersect
are more precious to me than anything
itās SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPYĀ
FULL ON TEARS.Ā
OUGHH MY HEARTā¦
I just watched the first episode and I am now literally lying in a pool of my own tears
Why am I doing this to myself
there is no way this kind of thing will not end with the cat dying but I still want to watch this greatly
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im screaming so loud
Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems
Ā ea sports every time they try to make sports edgyĀ

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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight
also, single people are all aro. fact. and youād better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual
better not call yourself a writer if youāre not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you wonāt be a dancer anymore
thatās how this works right
In between breaths we are all dead.
Iām a vegetarian because Iām currently eating a salad
The back of my head doesnāt exist because I canāt see it.