Trying to write about the Simpsons while I also have like 3 different paid writing projects that have a deadline within this week. Maybe I should be aware of my priorities.
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Trying to write about the Simpsons while I also have like 3 different paid writing projects that have a deadline within this week. Maybe I should be aware of my priorities.

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Credit card companies will TRY to saddle you with this kind of debt by the way - if ever a loved one dies and you are not co-signed on their credit card, do NOT agree to pay their debt unless you ask a lawyer first if you truly have to.
They will say “don’t you want them to go to the grave without debt”, they will try to guilt you, they will take advantage of your vulnerability.
Source: when my father died, he had some credit cards that my mom wasn’t on that she had no access to. The companies contacted her while she was sorting through the bills and getting a handle on how to run the house alone, badgering her with his credit card debt.
She wasn’t liable for any of it, but if she had ever agreed to pay before finding out that she didn’t need to, she would have been considered to have taken on his debt and would have HAD to pay it. It’s slimy, it’s predatory, and it’s entirely legal for them to do this.
Never accept the credit card company’s word about your obligation to pay anyone else’s debt, if you don’t have access to the card, ask a lawyer before agreeing to anything.
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developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.
This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:
What? Come on! Having the hots for Ryan Gosling is perfectly fine and dandy, the trick is saying that you think he's hot because of his extremely sweaty performance in The Nice Guys (2016) where he plays opposite of Russell Crowe.
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He's sweaty (as previously established), divorced, his pre-teen daughter orders him around and he's all-around kind of a fuck-up. It's basically what a bunch of people want out of an action anti-hero. And yes, the movie is directed (and iirc also written) by Shane Black. Watch The Nice Guys right now and you'll have a splendid fucking time thirsting over pathetic, flop-sweaty Ryan Gosling. XOXO from México. 😉

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My partner has set up pre-orders for some of the previous play mats and a few alternate versions of some. With a new one you can now snag, the stained glass Celes!
You can pre-order them on our Etsy page here.
Happy Pride!
Please can anyone help a queer household, with two people of color, pay bills so we can squish our main money to make rent! We all would like to avoid a world we we have to be returned to transphobic or outright unsafe parent households.
We have a month of rent, and while we are working on plans and reaching out to housing help, any help to pay side bills so main checks can be saved would be appreciated.
My partner cashapp since mine locked me out being weird: @.stalefrybasket
Goal is 250 if we can swing that much to cover power bill, phone bills (needed for job calls).
If you can't share a boost is appreciated.
$0/250
$20/250 Thank you so much to everyone whos shared.
No donation is too small in these hard times and even a little goes a long way
sailor moon illustration i did for my manga school!
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i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you
He’s right.
Wait, is coffee bad for you if you have three meals a day? Or is it only bad if it's subbing for breakfast? Legit curious here. 🤔

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Are you young? Are you wealthy? Do you have a big penis?
Then this isn't the blog for you. Only shriveled small-dick with a side of financial uncertainty from here on out.
Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.
Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work
Sometimes the unbearable nature of grief and existential despair might drive you to cast off whimsy, but you should reconsider. The impermanence of it all should actually push us to be whimsier.
(Please forgive the Jordan Peterson-ass wording.)
good porn should double as a sci-fi horror short story
So basically Venom but hornier.
revolutionary girl utena where everything is exactly the same except instead of swordfights it's 1-on-1 basketball
one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people
Sometimes madness can be used for the benefit of people, and any mad scientist worth their salt will know when to capitalize on a chance!

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Fart.
discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point
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Wait, what the fuck?! 😭