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Boop*, gotcha human part 2
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echo-eyed-rhys replied to your post âecho-eyed-rhys replied to your post âthis-jackhole started following...â
Playing dead doesn't work. I've tried...Running doesn't either, I guess. They always find you.
âYanno, youâre not very good at making people feel better!â
echo-eyed-rhys replied to your post âthis-jackhole started following gentlejimothylawrence ...â
Run Tim!!
NOWHERE TO RUN!
PLAY DEAD AND CRY!
âUhhâŚâ Handsome Jack? Rhys cleared his throat, trying not to look or sound stupid at the moment. âItâs down two more floors and down a stupidly long hallway, turn right through a set of double doors and then itâs the third door on your leftâŚâ He frowned now, realizing how bad of directions those probably were. âDo you want me to just show you, sirâŚ?â
âYeah, that might be helpful. Jack didnât become rich so he could learn his own space station, apparently.â Is there just a hint of salt in there? You must be imagining things. Thereâs a LOT of salt about this stupid place.
this-jackhole started following gentlejimothylawrence
20differentjacks started following gentlejimothylawrenceÂ
âH-hey there, boss! Youâre looking... extra handsome today!â Pleasedonâtbemadaboutsomethingpleasedonâtbemadaboutsomethingpleaseohpleaseohpleaseoh-....

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Rhys let out a nervous laughter as he looked the other man over. Fingers tapped a bit nervous and he nodded his head at him.
âHaha. Of course sir. Follow me. It shouldnât be that far and shouldnât take us too long if we follow the Helios layout map.â
âHoly crap youâre a frigginâ life saver!â Whoops. That wasnât douchey enough... Eh, who cared? He wasnât going to die today!
âOoh, nice arm.â Though heâd never consider getting cybernetics himself (plastic surgery was MORE than enough, thank you!) he had to admit, having something like that WOULD be incredibly useful.
âOh yeah, just a shield that someone can easily use to smash against another and throw it like a disk at someoneâs head.â Hanji scoffed and the soldiers promptly took it from his person and onto a tray where the other weapons were confiscated and guarded.
The troops then led him to another room along with Hanji before shutting the door behind them. Still holding guns to him until she motioned them to stand down. âNow tell me, body double. If you are what you claim to be, than tell who you really are. So long as youâre honest, you will be safe and not harmed.â
ââŚâ Timothy just raised an eyebrow at the book-sized shield when she said how it could be used as a weapon, but decided not to argue and just let them take it. Though now he felt even more vulnerable than before. Hooray. Best day ever.
âEr- well⌠Iâm legally forbidden to tell you that.â Thanks to his stupid contract, and he was sure Jack had ESP or something and would know i he broke that rule. âBuuuut it rhymes with âJimothy Shmawrenceâ.â Nothing in his contract about hints!  He just hoped itâd be enough.
âWhat theâ!!â Timothyâs eyebrows shot up in surprise. âY-yeah!! It â it does!! How?? What! Only Jack wouldââ He narrows his eyes and points at the other. âYouâre Not Jack, right? Fuckinâ with me right now or something?â
âOkay, you â you gotta tell me something only another me would know.â
âWhat?! No way!!â His eyes narrowed in turn out of suspicion at the double. âHow do I know youâre not Jack messing with me!â Though saying something only the real Timothy Lawrence would know was a good way of proving who he was, but if this other guy really was Jack...
âO-okay, but when I do, then you have to say something too, got it? Kids at school used to call me âPizza-faceâ âcause of my freckles.â
Seeing @20differentjacksâ Peacock!Jack, this is all I could think of... Resplendent Quetzal; a  smaller, more timid, yet no less beautiful bird.
i need to draw so many more vault hunter pics but 4 now heres Maya (and Krieg) and TimmyâŚ.my lovesâŚ

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âOf course I meant weapons.â She was quite surprised and even a little impressed to see him take out all those weapons. Sure weapons in Hyperion could be very easy to hide but this was still a lot of have on his person.
However knowing Jack, she wasnât going to risk it. Once he was finished, she motioned for her men to come forward and frisked him. âAre you sure thatâs everything?â
âJackâ had stepped back when the men came forwards, but didnât struggle as he was quickly frisked. He raised an eyebrow when one of them unclipped his shield from his belt- though when they inspected his pocket watch copy, it would appear to be just that- a fancy-looking pocket watch- to the untrained eye.
âUh, thatâs just a shield. Not a weapon, so...â
Rhys stopped dead in his tracks when he heard that familiar voice float down the hallway towards him. Slowly turning on his heel eyes of earth and ocean widened a little bit at who he saw had called for him. He heard it but he didnât believe it as he watched the figure of Handsome Jack get closer to him. It took the brunet a moment or two to actually process what was asked of him.
âH-Handsome Jack, sir! Â Uh no, no I donât right off the top of my head. But I can bring up a map of Helios and lead you to it, if you would like, sir. Wouldnât be a problem for you after all haha.â
Oh, no, he broke him. Timothy was about to poke the young man in front of him before he seemed to snap back to his senses.
âThink you could do that for me, kiddo?â ...He was probably being too nice, but he couldnât afford being late! Heâd worry about it later!
âH-hey, you knowâŚ. AthenaâŚ?â Okay, now this was just getting ridiculous. Was this a double of Timothy? âWaaaait, wait, okay â this is too freaky. Are, are we the same person? Cuz. Thereâs, thereâs way too much in common here.â
Or was Jack just fucking with him? It was hard to tell. âOnly way we can determine that is â names. Thereâs no way you have a name that rhymes with Jimothy⌠right?â
...Okay, this was getting weird. Weirder.
âUh... yeah, I do.â He raised an eyebrow, wondering if this was some sort of trick. The other double SEEMED genuine and nice enough. âYou uh, wouldnât have a last name that rhymes with... Shmawrence?â

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Corporate Identity.
Because I felt like doing a comic for the first time in like a year. Maybe next weekend I will colour it.
(fuck i hate this tumblr update)
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âHey- hey- hey- hey! Wait up!â
âUm, hey, kiddo! Yooooou wouldnât happen to know where that meeting room B-12 is, do you? I mean- Iâm asking for a friend- a colleague! âCause I clearly wouldnât get lost in my own space station, right? Ahahahaha...!â
This job sucks kraggon ass.