#goodtobejack

“Well, funny you should say my dick fell off, cuz, wow, what a coincidence— I so do not look like you right now. I mean, would love to come into work, boss. But I doubt you want someone who looks like a shorter, woman version of you replacing you at meetings. What would people say?”

❝ ... Okay, yeah, I’m really not following. Care to be a little less cryptic, or is that just too much to ask? ❞

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“Pff, I was joking about the puppies.” Nervous laughter.

I'm laughing I didn't think about it but it's true. everyone would just write on him. puts a sign on him that says "pls write on me"))

Ah, there was the man he was hoping to see. Rhys was very happy that he didn’t have to wait all that long in order for him to finally swing on by. And the reaction he got from him was priceless as well. A wide smile came to his face at it and a light laugh came from the company man as he looked the doppelganger over.

“Well, hello to you too” he cooed at his boyfriend happily.

"Well, as long as it isn't my pizza cat sweater. Not like you'd get that anyway, Rhys stole it. You guys are gonna take all my clothes til I got nothing, aren't you?" He laughed quietly, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Heyyy...Got a...problem. Swing by my office when you get time - by which I mean, if you still wanna be paid: right now.”

An untenable situation greets his morning shift. The leftovers of the previous night spent merrily inebriated had apparently left an acrid taste in the mouth of a few incensed individuals. Certain intractable statements had been parted with freely, ranging from the insulting to outright mean in terms of subject matter. As a direct result, those affected requested suitable recompense, appearing to favour physical justice over monetary offerings.

They wanted to punch him square in the jaw, and he wasn’t going to give them the chance.

Oh, sugar.

Don’t go spilling that all over the place now.