the pacrim au guy

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

tag the vtm oc who has 2 or more human siblings!

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

tag the vtm oc who has never fully drained a human!

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

tag the vtm oc who is/was balding or bald!

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god