habitually lost in the woods

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

Diva alert ⚠️

Bet. It's fucking Tuesday

does anyone know how to go to sleep

I need my weird alone time or I will explode