Adventure Journal

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

That’s just Starlight Express

They’re doing crunches. You know, to stay in shape.

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

welp

thats creepy

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

Abuse begins with insecurity

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

Let’s see how many followers I will lose over this! 🙃

This is a serious red flag for abuse. If any person you date, of whatever gender or no gender, tries to separate you from your friends and family, and deny you any life outside of them, run as fast as you can. There is no way to have a healthy relationship with those sorts of rules. Period.

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

There are two types of people in the world. People who are alive, and people who are dead. And i intend to make you the third type of person.

- Victor Frankenstein, addressing his monster before bringing him to life

Finally, a good comment on this post

surprising everyone, except for people who make at or near minimum wage and anyone who understands economics

Literally what every millennial has been asking for for years Of course your fucking business does better when everyone has more money in their pockets When we have don’t have the money to spend, we can’t fucking spend it, who’d have thunk?

More money flowing means more money flowing. Surprising.

Economically, the most useless people are the ones who have money and won’t spend it, not the ones who don’t have it and MUST spend it.

reblogging again for that last important fact

also like… if you pay your workers well, SURPRISE, they’ll work better! go figure, when we feel respected we care more about our jobs holy shit! amazing!