Oh, Hello

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

kind of a milf. reblog

its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?