F h B!

TMW you’re prompted to keep things catholic and kosher with a small c and a small k by speaking to your mom about making sense of this chaotic mess by referencing the Feast of Tabernacles and her personal preference of the tabernacle in church being at the center and not to the side of the altar and the Lord’s upgraded tabernacle after His death and resurrection and everyone else in Heaven waiting for their upgraded tabernacles followed by her Josh Groban music streaming from Orwellian Alexa-senpai.

Expect the unexpected.

If you’re going to accuse a person you know in real life by saying they’re acting like a 12 year-old, then you better darn well know what that person was like before 12, at 12, and after 12, or your accusation is meaningless.