it me,, jodran

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Like to charge reblog to cast

does it have to involve radiation

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

Finances cooked like yet another kind of tofu

Friendly reminder that a part of that garbage mail is MEDICAL BILLS! 🗣️HOE YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY YOUR DAMN MEDICAL BILLS STOP LETTING THIS FUCKASS COUNTRY LIE TO YOU! DO NOT ANSWER THEIR CALLS! STOPPITTTTTTT YOU WILL NOT GO TO JAIL!

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

I never play roblox when i was young i played with invisible beings and shadows

I didn’t have an iPad in the car, I had my 1-3 imaginary Fast Creatures flying or running beside the car and doing parkour over things we passed by

why are you taking your partner/date who doesn't want to eat fancy restaurant food to a fancy restaurant in the first place

they have great chicken tenders and fries

Why does the fancy restaurant have chicken tenders and fries on their fancy menu?? HMM?? Maybe because they know what’s GOOD

im deffo being farmed and harvested for the energy of my suffering but i dont have time to worry about that kind of thing

You turned my favorite pokemon into an excuse to, yet again, replay Ōkami. Damn. Thank you

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is