disgusting thoughts

the biggest mistake people make is assuming that weird sex with women is about mommy issues and weird sex with men is about daddy issues. wrong. a woman can be your father too. #feminism

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

Kendall Roy:

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

the only thing better than a girl kicking you to the ground and kicking you repeatedly is two girls kicking you to the ground and kicking you repeatedly

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

Girls will be like "I love my dog" and it's just a whole lesbian.

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

Push me down like you can’t stand another second of distance. Tear my clothes off like they’re keeping you from air. Tie my wrists like you’re afraid I’ll disappear if you don’t hold on tight. Then kiss me… so slow it hurts. Lips tracing my ribs like they’re sacred. Teeth grazing my hips like you’re memorizing the taste. Whisper against my stomach - how I’m the only real thing in this room, the only light you’ve ever knelt for. Tell me, over and over, that I’m allowed to break. That your hands will catch every piece. That I don’t have to be perfect - just yours.

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure