A Fool

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

Does anyone know what to do

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

the idea of an atm robot who wears loudly patterned Hawaiian shirts being a slut but also a clean freak,,,,,,, oh Caldwell Tanner your mind

“i’m not mad at you, dude. it’s the end of the world” does, in fact, rank pretty high among devastating murph lines by the way

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)