Surviving Mommyhood With My Geek Card Intact!

Babies are adorable, and let's face it, that's probably the only reason they survive into adulthood.

I finally did it. I cancelled my World of Warcraft subscription. You guys don't know what a big deal this is. I've been playing this game since February of 2006. 2006.

That's right, bitches. I have broken the chain. I have moved on. Goodbye, WoW. It's been fun, but you've hurt me too many times and I just can't trust you anymore. I won't fall for those tricks again. I've moved on to another.

Breastfeeding mommas will understand my pain. There's a million things you need to do, and at least one thing you really wish you could do (sleep!), and all baby wants to do is suck tittie all day.

Well that's just dandy, kid...but at some point mommy really needs to eat and take a shower.

Right, so it's been a bit, hasn't it?

Well, baby didn't come on time. They ended up inducing me at 41 weeks. Lucky me! It didn't take long though, seems he only needed a nudge in the right direction. My son was born on August 20th weighing a whopping 9lbs 10 oz! Geez!

Anyway, he's officially 2 weeks old today and we're finally getting into the swing of things. All he wants to do is eat and shit... He's just like his father!

Yes, week 40. 40 fucking weeks of this. Due date is TODAY and he is not budging. I thought second babies were supposed to show up early? He can't even be bothered to be punctual.

Occasionally I feel like I'm watching soft core porn, but otherwise it's fine. And really, there's nothing wrong with porn either, but all these gorgeous women do a number on my self esteem when I'm sitting here 9 months pregnant and elbow deep in a ice cream container.