BI BITCH

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

Saw someone say that occults in paralives should be called “para-normals” and I think this is the best idea ever, please let this be the word we use

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

Reblog to cast heal on prev

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

*publishes this post with my paws*

reblogs this post with my cool antenna, (left)

I bet you can’t reblog it with your trunk tho

ignores your challenge with my tendril

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing