Dragons On the Wind of Morning

it's amazing how when i'm an active agent in my life good things happen and i feel capable and confident in myself and when i just passively let life happen to me terrible things happen and i am miserable. surely no one else has ever noticed this tendency

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again

fandom spaces were better when the media creators didn't know we existed and we didn't want them to find out.

black sails is like my ideal show in terms of gay characters bc the gay women are fucking and sucking constantly and engaging in dyke drama that amounts to playing 5d chess blindfolded and the gay men are playing repression olympics and exclusively pining and mourning and yearning from afar and always reaching for what they can’t (or won’t let themselves) have. like exactlyyyyyyyy

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

being an adult and trying to be "responsible with my money" is so hard like literally what corners am I supposed to be cutting on this budget. what am I supposed to stop spending money on. my anxiety meds? food for my cats? impulsive takeout orders? spotify premium? patreon artists who draw huge throbbing monster dicks? all of these are completely necessary to maintain my quality of life.

it's been almost two years since I made what I thought was a pretty obviously silly post and I am still receiving patronizing lectures about how I'm driving myself to destitution and will come to regret my reckless ways 💀

I wouldn't dredge this up but seeing someone recommend personal finance for dummies was really the last straw

"lol if you just look closely you can tell when somethi--" silence nerd, the problem is that i don't want to have to approach everything nice wondering if the devil is trying to deceive me

Thinking about the older lesbian I met at leather pride who said when she was in college she found out not all lesbians are kinky and it was just her. Entirely too real

Being a capital d Dyke interacting with the normal girls who happen to be gay will have you standing there like oohhh I'm something else

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???