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Hook hands aren't helpful for doctors

The plural of hippopotamus is hip potatos

Who up shaking their speare?

I'm so tired. I haven't done much today but that's okay. It's probably because I had so much burning energy yesterday, I was like a super nova with my mind going a million miles an hour and me just working working working on projects. I just can't wait to get paid. I'm defo having a big fuck off pizza when I do. Yeah that sounds boss. Just 3 more days!

Beep boop bop

Many people have claimed that DK stands for Donkey Kong, but new research has come to light and the study confirms that DK actually stands for Dickhead. Don't believe the science? Just look below. DicKhead

Mario is just another motherfucker

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

It's kinda sad to me that when I'm talking about fairies people mistake it for furries because I say it the exact same way and furries are a hot topic for some.

Kicking balls and shooting cum and shit

Spongebob, I'm sorry I was never your husband

If tomatoes were round would it be funny?

I'm going to intervene

Time to get squirty with it

Pee

Oestrogenuinely I don't care