Gecko Tony

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Town-building sim set in a post-soulslike milieu where you recruit villagers by prying environmental storytelling skeletons off of giant spikes and rehabilitating them. All skeletons initially look the same and they don't recover the ability to talk until you're several hearts deep, so you have to infer what kind of villager you're recruiting purely from their associated environmental storytelling skeleton clues.

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck