Now lay your head down on the pillow imma fuck u real slow😌😚

Reblog is you wanna eat some pussy😋💦💦🐱😍😍

I need to….

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Biggest turn on. Biggest weakness.

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

Reblog if you’re black and bored, and you want someone to slide in your DMs🙋🏽‍♀️

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Slide on in

Hey why not

Bored as all get out

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If I see them titties out while you're sleep, I'm getting my suck on. You just stay sleep 😂

Lmao energy >

Shit I do 🤣

Wasn’t this bitch in they house?!?!?

^^^ literally America

That’s the point of this image. White people calling the cops on black people. See the barbeque, the beach ball, and the “kid” selling water? All things black people have had the cops called on them for.

Duh