𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙.

𝐭𝐰: kissing, eating, partial nudity.

Keep ‘em as long as you need to. I’m gonna be here in town, helping put up flyers.

BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

his head is a stove

A galaxy in constant motion, defying man’s imagination, incomprehensibly vast, inconceivably awesome. A celestial mystery.

“Well maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can’t.”

“Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.” – Maggie Smith, Good Bones | 7/31

Beetlejuice (1988), dir. Tim Burton

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) || The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

Low Tide (2019) Directed by Kevin McMullin

She wants women to feel comfortable with who they are and dress for no one else but themselves.

I feel this deeply

pls don’t let this flop

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think