goliath

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Hard for me to know who to add to tomodachi life. I just added a mii named "level 1 kobold" who says don't kill me constantly

Muse, sing to me of this slippery slick

It has come to my attention that slick means something different to me than it does to the general public

Op, pray tell what does slick mean to you

A shrewd untrustworthy person :( like it says on the Miriam Webster:(

3 days left‼️

News : puppies is been renamed to "Dog Larvae". Everyone is happy aboit this.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

Can't a woman be a buffoon?

Can't a woman be a true dope? An idiot?

A knucklehead, even?

my upward spiral

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half