Am I doing this right?

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

Neopets ass problem

Today's Haus of Declin strip is so good

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

everybody's gotta have a guy named michael

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

Trans girls can impregnate any pumpkin they want!

I've just been informed that's not what that word means