finger guns

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

my birth certificate but it has an ifunny watermark

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

They look normal to me

cats don’t know what anatomy is either

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

prepare to die

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.