Gazyrlezon

ok there’s been enough reblogs from enough people on enough various posts of mine that now i need to stand up for the bitches who don’t fuck of the world. people aren’t writing bad smut because of a lack of having sex. they are writing it because a lot of people have very poor visualization skills and forget halfway through what position characters are supposed to be in, or don’t understand what makes a word a good or bad choice, or can’t create compelling dynamics. i promise that even the sexually inactive, by virtue of also existing within the human form, would know that if you’re behind someone you can’t lick their nipple. and i promise that the frequently sexually active are equally prone to using the word “mewled.” i can pretty much guarantee that having a lot of sex and writing good sex scenes are unrelated. do you think your favorite horror authors are cutting people up in their basements. do you think your favorite food critics are michelin chefs. do you think the people blocking cool combat scenes in movies are routinely getting into cage fights. no they just understand how to utilize tone, pacing, momentum, and the tools of film direction, while keeping action tied to character. like believe it or not this is simply a skill like everything else. idk i always think that that point of view shows a lack of understanding of what makes a sex scene work. it removes the craft of it in a way i find short-sighted. i think people are confused about the reason teenagers are writing bad sex scenes. it’s not because they’re not fucking, it’s because they are young and haven’t had the years to hone their writing craft the way someone older has.

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

Hi my name is Doctor Who and I have medium length curly brown hair that looks a bit like a wig and questionably coloured eyes because of the Faction Paradox meddling in my timeline and a lot of people tell me I look like Paul McGann (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the TARDIS but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a Time Lord but my teeth are straight and white. I have two hearts. I also died recently, so I was in a morgue in a city called San Francisco in the USA where I regenerated (I'm on my eighth regeneration). I’m a fan of nineteenth century fashion (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly New Years’ costumes I stole. I love the morgue lockers and I steal all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a cream shirt with matching waistcoat on it and a pink silk cravat, green trousers and a black tailcoat. I was also wearing these shoes that fit perfectly. I was walking outside Grace Holloway’s house. There were fireworks in purple green and brilliant yellow, which I was very happy about. The Master tried to steal my body. I put up my middle finger at him.

I feel it's worth pointing out that all three are pronounced with slightly different stressing

does "every film possible" mean "every film produced so far, with a serviceable catalogue"? Or am I locked in an audiovisual library of Babel?

I think Emily Wilson just killed Christopher nolan

...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

just saw someone call trans unity an "unobtainable fantasy," getting real sick of the doomerisms yall are hooked on these days

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

…I can’t think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. 😄

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.