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SO here we go. I wanted to post the first pages together to encourage reblogging but the actual Tumblr for the comic is brogulls. It’s set up with a webcomic theme to make navigation easier and from now on I’ll be reblogging pages from there.

Big thanks to hornyolcrow for doing the Spanish translation! Also special thanks to tenderule34, itscstm, and hyenahell for encouraging me to do this. I hope you guys like your cameos.

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Easy entry for real men…

Well.

Summary: The search for a new massage therapist takes a turn when you accidentally throw your phone full of porn at his feet.

Pairing: Thor Odinson x Fem!Reader  |  Word Count: 7881 Warnings: language, NSFW, smut

When parts of your body which weren’t supposed to hurt had begun to seize up and ache, you knew it was time. Time to bite the bullet and find a new massage therapist. Finding a new therapist though, someone who was good enough to fix your aches but not so rough they hurt you, was like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Your longtime therapist and friend had recently retired after ten years in the industry, and though you didn’t begrudge her the rest, you did hate her just a little for forcing you to begin the search to find someone new. It had taken ages to find her, one bad massage after another nearly making you give up until you’d stumbled upon her small clinic and instantly clicked. Clicking and being friendly was one thing, but when she’d also proven to be a magician at muscle manipulation, it was like the angels sang.

Now, here you were, on the hunt again and only a little bitter about it.

Knowing it was likely going to be a long hunt and a lot of crappy massages to find what you needed, you pulled up Google and did a search for clinics in the area.

Request: Could you please write a shower sex smut with Tom???? 

Warnings: Smut, language and honestly, this is probably trash. It’s also really long lmao woops

Word Count: 2,492

A/N: I had nO idea what to name this one?? Also, school has started up again but I will try and post my writings at a steady rate. Feedback is always appreciated! I would really like some sort of feedback for this because it’s my first time writing out intercourse. 

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The sound of Tom’s music playing was soft and relaxing, the slow beats aiding the calm atmosphere of the room. Tom was digging through his drawers in search of a shirt to wear and a pair of pants to go with it. Your eyes lingered on him for a few extra seconds before you sighed and ran a hand through your hair.

“I’m taking the shower first,” you told Tom, chuckling as he grumbled out a reply through the fabric he was holding between his teeth. He didn’t look up, busy digging through one of his drawers.

Tom sighed and pulled away from the drawer with a grin. By the time he had found what he was looking for (a new pair of underwear he had almost forgotten he’d bought) you already had the water running. Tom slumped onto the bed the two of you shared last night, quietly singing along to the music that was playing. All he had to do now was wait for you to finish in the shower. Tom wasn’t usually patient and this was no exception.

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Series:

Canadian Girl - (Steve Rogers x OFC)  Canon divergent after CW.

The Doc spent the majority of her time with her head down, eyes on the pages of her notebook, or behind the microscope in her lab. Charged with discovering the secrets of the super soldier serum, she never noticed the eyes of the man which followed her until one fateful day when Steve Rogers took the opportunity presented him to speak to the Doctor with the strawberry blonde hair.

Imagine his surprise when Kennedy, a Canadian girl, doesn’t recognize him. Can he get to know this slightly strange woman with all her intriguing quirks before the truth comes out? And when it does, will it change everything, breaking them apart? Or will it be the secrets Kennedy’s been keeping all her life which spell the end for the Captain and the Canadian? - complete

(Canadian Girl Master List)   

Attention - (Steve Rogers x Inhuman!Reader)

When Steve has his heart broken by a harpy of a woman, you do everything you can to help the super-soldier feel better while doing your best to contain your own feelings. It’s all shot to hell when the evening of fun you planned goes right out the window when she shows up at Steve’s invitation! Will they be getting back together? Could he possibly take her back after what she’s done? When the God of Mischief decides to offer his services to help you attract the attention of Captain America himself, do you dare accept?

(Attention Master List)

Sledgehammer (Part One)

A dance party of Tony’s takes a turn when a joke is played which you don’t find funny, causing you to reveal a long kept secret.

After kicking the crap out of Garry, the one who played the prank, will the man let it go? Or will he go to even greater heights to hurt and destroy what you’re finally building?

Rise Up (Part Two)

Part two after Sledgehammer. Stuck in a world of darkness where your only solid ground is Steve, can you overcome the disabling effects of what the Hounds of HYDRA have done to learn to control your returned Valkyrie nature, the memories of your past lives filling you with a glorious but nearly impossible destiny, or will what has been taken, the loss of your sight, in turn, have farther reaching consequences then you could have ever guessed?

Warrior Daughter (Part Three)

The conclusion of the Captain and the Valkyrie Queen trilogy. Called back to Asgard to resume your throne, no longer can you ignore the darkness festering in the heart of the Valkryjur. Discontent reigns, a faction of warriors with a vendetta rises, secrets abound. What was the real reason your soul was banned from Asgard? Who covets your throne? And just how far are they willing to go to take it?

With Steve and Bucky at your side, and Thor and Loki waiting to assist, can you find the culprits responsible for interrupting your sjelevenn bond and sear the darkness from the heart of your people? Or will Odin follow through on his threat? - series complete

(The Captain and The Valkyrie Queen Master List)

Once a Witch - (Steve Rogers x Witch!Reader) Avengers AU

What if Steve Rogers wasn’t exactly what he showed to the world? What if there was more to him than meets the eye?

Steve Rogers has a secret. Just why does his shield seem to defy the laws of physics? And why is he dreaming about a woman he’s never met? - complete

(Once a Witch Master List)

A Painter’s Embrace - (Alpha!Steve Rogers x OFC) Wings!Fic

ABO Wings!Fic set in the Regency Period. For @yourtropegirl‘s Historical AU challenge.

Colonel Rogers, the Earl of Denton, finally finds his omega, but how long will Elizabeth Heartright make him chase her before she gives in to the desire raging in her heart? - complete

(A Painter’s Embrace Master List)

Qi FLows For Her -  (Steve Rogers x OFC x Bucky Barnes - X-men Crossover)

Celine Ena does not play well with others, so when the Professor decides X-Men and Avengers should work together, she doesn’t understand why Charles sends her to be the first of what he hopes will be a long line of mutants turned Avenger. 

Coming from a troubled past and a lonely life, she’s disconcerted by the easy acceptance Steve and Bucky, along with a young Peter, show her. Why? She’s a different kind of mutant, unique, what they’ve termed a Qi Manipulator. An empath, and an aura reader, she was dubbed with the unfortunate moniker of Energy Vampire by the kids at the school when she was still a teen.

Sustaining her life off the emotions of others isn’t easy, especially when she hasn’t been completely truthful. The ethereal beauty is more than she seems, more than she’s willing to tell. Celine is the closest thing to a succubus Charles has ever encountered.

Her past comes back to haunt her when both Steve and Bucky take an interest in the broken beauty. Can the love of two super soldiers heal a heart so torn, or will what Celine is tear two best friends apart? - ongoing (slow to update)

(Qi Flows For Her Master List)

Seraphim - (Steve Rogers x OFC)

Lily Tangela’s life has never been easy. As the only child of a single mother, she spent her life moving from town to town, never spending more than a few years in any one place before they were up and gone again. 

Finally settled in New York as a newly minted officer of the NYPD, tragedy strikes when her mother loses the battle with cancer she’s been fighting for five long years, but more anguish is waiting for her at home when Lily returns to seek solace in the arms of the man who’s supposed to love her. 

Unable to handle the betrayal on top of her already insurmountable pain, Lily runs and breaks the one promise her mother had drilled into her since the moment her father left when Lily was three years old. 

Never, ever let anyone see her wings. 

But when Steve Grant Rogers, Captain America himself, finds a fallen angel in the middle of the night in Central Park, he isn’t about to let her fly away from him any time soon. (ongoing - slow to update)

(Seraphim Master List)

Summary: Avengers AU - Steve Rogers is an overworked, but well paid, top attorney for the law firm Stark, Potts, and Rhodes. The youngest to ever make partner, he spends his days in the office or the courtroom, and his nights alone. 

When he meets Rowan Maddox - a paralegal working hard to finish her law degree - it’s an instant attraction, but she doesn’t date, and he has no time for relationships. When Steve offers up an idea that can solve both their troubles, can they keep it professional? Or will pesky things like feelings get in the way?

Sugar and Spice Master List

Summary: (Steve Rogers x OFC Syn Lee)

Steve Rogers is tired. Tired of fighting, tired of fame, tired of being Captain America and all the stress that came along with the title. He was burnt out and running from his problems, riding cross country on his motorcycle, looking for… something.

Himself. A life. A purpose. Something to put a spark back into his life.

As a single mom, Syn knows all about struggling through life. As a mom to a special needs child, she knows sacrifice and heartbreak. As the sister to a soldier who took his own life, she knows pain and can recognize the haunted emptiness of a broken soul when she sees it.

She doesn’t know what deity or universal force brought the soldier to her door, but she’s not letting another hurting soul walk out of her life without doing all in her minimal power to help him.

The Grace in Syn Master List

One-Shots:

The Ballerina*

Shoes

A Very Kinky Christmas* 

The One

Reader Fics:

Both of You, Forever* (Steve Rogers x Reader X Bucky Barnes)

Naughty Boy*  

The Stealth Suit* 

Obedient*

Winder Wonderland

A Tangle Of Tinsel

It’s Midnight Somewhere

Silent Nights* (Steve Rogers x Reader X Bucky Barnes)

Evasive Maneuver

Drabbles:

Just a Piece of Ribbon 

Our Suits 

Munchies

Choose  (Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes)

Puppy Love  (Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes)

Driving Lesson

Singed Cinnamon (ABO Dynamics)

Movie Magic      

Christmas Cookies

New Beginnings (Steve Rogers x Reader x Tony Stark)

Kiss Me At Midnight

A Fae-ted Meeting

Steve Rogers x Reader Story

Summary: A night of drinking leads to dares, and dares lead to getting caught red-handed. What happens when you get caught wearing Steve’s Stealth Suit?

For @yourtropegirl and her Stealth Suit Appreciation post.

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader  |  Word Count: 4260 Warnings: Drinking, Swearing, Smut NSFW

You were drunk. Not a little drunk, not seriously drunk, but holy jeez someone hold my hair back this is going to be bad drunk. That was the only explanation you had for what happened next.

Thor, that lovely behemoth of blonde beefcake, had left his flask of Asgardian brandy…

Wait… was it brandy? Did they have brandy on Asgard?

Of tasty brown liquor, out where you had - in your infinite wisdom - decided to swipe it and spike yours, Natasha’s, and Clint’s drinks. And it had been good. Them Asgardians… wow, they knew their liquor, but holy crap you were going to pay for it later. The high buzz and ridiculous giggles told you it was coming.

But for now, you were pleasantly drunk, seriously so, and your inhibitions were so low you’d begun to do the one thing you’d sworn you never would. You waxed poetic about Steve.

This is tough but…

KILL: Pratt

(Hate)FUCK: Pine

MARRY: Hemsworth

But then…. at our wedding the best man is like “hey there..” and I’m like “oh hey”

…And he’s like “ay you suck dick?” and I’m like “Excuuuuse me sir!” 

And he’s like “Well its not gonna suck itself” and I’m like “hmm you right…”

So I end up giving him sloppy head during the reception dinner…

…completely miss my honeymoon with Hemsy, and wake up next to Evans the next day and he’s like “that ass belongs to me now, k?” and I’m like *giggles* “yess daddy” and we live happily ever after. the end.