Del/Mike

March 5th!!!

Out of Touch

I don’t think fanart captures how scary this mfs smile is. absolutely horrifying king, thank you.

technochan will save the day

I kept thinking about how Skippy's on the phone the whole time so I made this.

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

The original for anyone interested

I get that y’all only get joy from bullying people who are trying to be nice, but you cannot sexually harass someone you do not like

 Honestly aside from Tumblr being partially at fault at the start for allowing this, something I hate about the internet *the most* is it encourages being socially and politically informed but includes the hypocrisy of at the same time committing performative actions like this for likes and social media engagement at the expense of others at the same time. Often the people who do this stuff to people are keyboard warriors who argue with people over the internet about social and political issues with the nuance of SNL’s Drunk Girl sketches while bullying people online. Be a better human than this guys.