Twinkerbell

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

you're all mentally deranged i want you to know that

Flaw is pronounced like straw, and floor is pronounced like store

"floor" and "store" are entirely incomparable in the fact that store has a hard T and I don't believe in the existence of a hard L

i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

how do i delete someone elses post

u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry

anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant

he’s right behind me isn’t he

the fact that elon is paying for twitter blue over and over just to make it look like celebrities and public figures are buying into it is hilarious

musk is currently in a forced-checkmark standoff with dril (who keeps changing his display name to get rid of it) and it’s possibly the only thing worth watching play out on twitter right now

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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CMON GUYS VOTE FIRESTAR!! its so close!!! IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.