im just a little jerry in a big world

i got so high last night that i was able to view an episode of seinfeld as a tv show rather than real life things happening to my real life friends #mindalteringsubstance

*chanting into mirror* they try to make me survive like george but i live like kramer.i live like kramer. i live like kramer

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine

you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza

The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe is something that would happen to George Costanza