Spongebob & Patrick

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you european crackers should be focused on making amends with the saami/roma/indigenous communities in your countries instead of fixing your mouths to be racist to brown/black americans

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

You tell a teacher on tiktok...hey you can't speak to kids like that. you can't discriminate and be cruel to disabled children. Sorry that you're stressed but you have no need to scream at a little child, and they act like you are personally cutting funding for the department of education...like girl, your archnemesis is a 1e year old with adhd whose had covid like six times. Quit your job??

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

white tumblr liberals if this site existed in 1800s america: idkkkkk i know slavery is bad but like uh i dont like when slaves say they want to kill plantation owners thats kinda icky like….uhh wheres ur empathy..? they are giving you a job…no seriously i know slavery is bad but like if you do a revolt and kill them for raping your women and using your children as alligator bait and skinning people alive to use their body as furniture you will just continue the cycle like you’ll be even worse than them! you cant hate them! wheres ur compassion dude they probably feel rlly bad about whipping you it probably gives them bad vibes

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"