👽 gaylien 👽

“dungeon meshi is darker than you think” fairies are real and they’re made of cum

i cannot stress enough that this is a real legitimate canon fact. a sparkling thread in ryoko kui’s peerless tapestry of elegant worldbuilding.

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what if a second CEO got got and the bullet casings said "WRONG" "GUY" "LOL"

oh as in the cops got the wrong guy. I read this as like. the other CEO was an accident he mixed em up

exactly three shots for exactly three engraved bullets is crazy I have not seen this kind of methodical loathing since shinzo abe got murked with the contraption

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.