unremarkable

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in