🔞MAKES YOUR COCK 🍆 A FUCKING WEAPON

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

i’m such a details person i hate vagueness so much let’s be PRECISE

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

Your friend is telling you about her new bf and while describing him you realise she is literally just dating Javert

i love my wormy

so does my #ParasitoidWaspLarva

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

dude they r gonna fucking eat and kill me if i don’t give them wormys. it isnot my fault

Feed them something beautiful. Feed them 1 lotus flower. and then get back to me

the fucking wormys not beautiful ??????????????????????????????????

My worm large and luxurious

ah good Perfect #for my Parasitoid#Wasps

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

the victims were slaughtered to a man by a wandering dark sifu using corrupted pressure point strikes that cause all of your blood to fall out of your body

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit